Dennis doesn't appear to have eyes, but sees perfectly well.

"I'd rather be in a cold bath..."
-Dennis, The Party

Dennis is a tree that has been given the ability to think and talk. Dennis claims that this was "the curse of life" and spends most of his time moaning about it.

How he gained this ability is unknown, but many simply wish that it never happened.

Most of the day, Dennis sits in a nearby forest and contemplates, when he gets visitors he'll often just moan about life.


Dennis is severely depressed and almost suicidal, often stating that he wishes that he wasn't alive and pointing out the faults in life. Usually, everyone tries to humour with him - this hardly amuses him.

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